About Me

I exist in a constant state of quantum superposition. Until you actually meet me, I am simultaneously the most productive person on earth and a total couch potato who has been watching Seinfeld reruns for six hours.

Technically, I am both a highly skilled professional capable of solving complex problems and three raccoons in a trench coat trying to figure out how a keyboard works. Opening my inbox collapses the wave function, usually resulting in a state of mild panic.

A few facts about me depending on when you observe them:

• ☕ The Coffee Paradox: I am both fully energized and profoundly exhausted until the caffeine hits.
• 🛠️ The Project State: My current side projects are both successfully finished and not even started yet.
• 📱 The Social Equation: I am both incredibly excited to go to your party and secretly hoping you cancel it.

My entire life operates on a similar principle. I possess an infinite amount of potential right up until someone asks me what I want to do with my afternoon.

Curious to see which version of me you get today? Drop me a line and let's collapse a wave function together.